Remember Billy Connolly? He's the Scottish comic who was famous for about ten minutes back in the early nineties for replacing Howard "Dr. Johnny Fever" Hessman as the teacher on television's "Head of the Class" sitcom. Turns out he's also kind of weird...in response to a radio personality's question of why he quit drinking, Billy recounts a night of groping dead bodies in a morgue. Uhh...Billy, I've been on a few benders myself, but good god, man, you're a freak. -Link-