I've been browsing some old articles from The Onion tonight, this one's pretty funny and true, too...can cola bottles get an larger? I notice they don't mention those big TUBS of Coke they give you at fast food joints and gas stations. Our nation's soda intake is spinning out of control, soon we'll need special harnesses to carry the massive weight of our Hardee's super-sized Cokes on our backs. Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size Bottle Will Be Unwieldy, Inconvenient