Seriously, though, she couldn't have come up with anything more imaginative?

Gee, you know, I would have thought that moms gave up on smuggling things into prisons for their sons by placing the objects in a bible, isn't that sort of a cliche` at this point? You can bet that anytime you bring an inmate a bible, the first thing that pops into the jailer's head is "hacksaw" or "dope".

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