Wednesday, August 07, 2002
And the Award for Most Surreal Headline Ever Goes to...
Man Charged with Assaulting Goat Mayor.
Yep, that's right. A man assaulted the mayor of Lajitas, TX, who is - in fact - a goat. Apparently he was upset because the mayor (again, I repeat - a goat) was being allowed to drink beer on Sunday, in defiance of the town's local blue laws. Did I mention he also castrated the beer-swilling goat-mayor?