Wow...I Repeat, Wow.

Well, the mad-scientists types just keep on blowing my mind, everyday, like clockwork. This time it's brain implants that have full-on given a blind man his sight back.

Yup, no joke, they've hooked a man up with real-life Star Trek, TNG - style eyesight. You can read about the details and see pics in this eye-opening five-page article from Wired - and yes, that was a very, very lame pun on my part. Look, it's late. You want professional writing, go pick up a New Yorker or something - it's not like I'm getting paid for this crap :)