Sunday, January 05, 2003

Taking Criminal Stupidity to Breathtaking New Heights

     A man robbing a bank, upon finding out the bank was closed and there was no money to be had, steals a clock radio and a bunch of candy. The police track him down by following the empty wrappers left behind. What was the candy? Dum-Dums, of course.

     Another criminal mastermind steals a snake-handler's bag from his car at a traffic light. What do you suppose was in the bag?

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