Miserable Melodies

Only the very worst in music is served up here - from Ethel Merman's I Got Rythm (Disco Version) to Phyllis Diller's ear-torturing rendition of I Can't Get No Satisfaction - it's a veritable crap-heap of auditory blasphemy that will leave you crumpled on the floor in the fetal position, desperately trying to poke out your eardrums with a fork.

If you're man/woman enough to withstand the mind-numbing awfulness of Pat Boone belting out the Jimi Hendrix hit The Wind Cries Mary or can stomach the horrific refrains of Leonard Nimoy's take on If I Had a Hammer, I salute you - you are made of stronger stuff than most.