Some Funny News Stories....
Just thought I'd toss a few out there, there are so many weird ones, last few days (most of these were lifted from Fark:
Drunken Woman Goes to Pick Up Summons for a DUI...Gets Another DUI
Disney and Satan to Co-Produce New Snow White Remake - With New Dwarf and Kung-fu - Walt Spins Wildly in Cryogenic Freeze Chamber
Man "Bobbits" himself, Among Other Things - Repeat After Me: Doing Loads of Meth is NOT a Good Idea
Interior Designer says of CEO's $2,200 Wastebasket: "Please, God send me a client who's that stupid"
Woman is Nearly Run Over - By Her Own Stolen Car