News of the Day

I realized the other day that I'd been neglecting posting a lot of news stories like I used to and have been mulling over ways I could incorporate a separate section into the blog devoted just for that purpose. In the meantime, here are a few headlines for you to peruse:

Burnt Jimi Hendrix Guitar Up for Auction

Woman Who Gave Birth at Five Back in Spotlight (Yep, you read that right...5)

The Babe's Bat Found After 20 Years Under a Bed

Escaped Emu Mistaken for Naked Man

Australian Drug Dealer Allowed $118,800 Tax Write-off for Stolen Drug Money

Man Accused of Trying to Kill Friend Who Gave Him a "Wedgie" Faces Charges

Woman Has Two Sets of Identical Twins