I Swear, Officer - I Only Use It For My Arthritis Pain

An 81-year-old woman was arrested in Miami for attempting to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London. Surprisingly, this isn't an isolated case, either - last March a 72-year-old tailor from New York was charged with bringing 61,691 ecstasy tablets with him on a flight from Paris to Miami.

This is why I no longer allow my grandmother to attend raves.

myCFnow.com - 81-Year-Old Woman Charged With Smuggling Ecstasy