Okay, I'm back with the popcorn...what, you mean it's already over?
Think of all the time and money you could save if, instead of renting movies, you could just read a quick, ultra-condensed sypnosis? This is the mission of the folks at Movie-A-Minute. Here are a couple examples:
Good Will Hunting
Directed by Gus Van Sant
Matt Damon: I'm smart, but so what? Let's get drunk and pick up chicks.
Robin Williams: If you push people away, they can't be close to you.
Matt Damon: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)
Directed by Garry Marshall
Julia Roberts: I'm a hooker but I don't kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere: I have a lot of money.