Wednesday, February 20, 2002

Okay, I'm back with the popcorn...what, you mean it's already over?

Think of all the time and money you could save if, instead of renting movies, you could just read a quick, ultra-condensed sypnosis? This is the mission of the folks at Movie-A-Minute. Here are a couple examples:

Good Will Hunting
Directed by Gus Van Sant

Matt Damon: I'm smart, but so what? Let's get drunk and pick up chicks.
Robin Williams: If you push people away, they can't be close to you.
Matt Damon: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP you fixed me thank you I love you. (cries)

The End

Pretty Woman
Directed by Garry Marshall

Julia Roberts: I'm a hooker but I don't kiss on the lips.
Richard Gere: I have a lot of money.

The End


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