Man Auctions Off His Own Bad Luck On eBay

Looks like this guy's desperate enough to try anything to change his run of bad luck:

My bad luck will have to be transfered to you but I dont know how, so I am up for suggestions! Please, serious bidders only as this is not a joke to me. I have tried everything, this is my last resort. Happy bidding!

I'm gonna pass on this one, I have enough of my own - granted, though, nowhere near as bad as his.