Stan Lee - Dirty Old Man

Well, true believers, Legendary Marvel Comics creator Stan Lee will soon be unveiling his latest project, a new cartoon for TNN called Stripperella, modeled after and voiced by Pamela Anderson. Stan says the toon, which revolves around a stripper with superpowers (i.e., the ability to use her tongue to scan and fax things by licking them and lie-detecting breasts - yes, you read that right - lie-detecting breasts) is really "...a family show...but for a highly sophisticated family.'' 'Nuff said. Time for your medication, Stan.

(Who am I kidding? I'll be watching this crap...I'm shallow.)