Reason 242,347,243 I Hate Not Having Broadband

This batch of award-winning 3D animations featured on TechTV's Eyedrops. While I did watch a couple in the blocky, choppy mess that passes for streaming video on a 56k modem connection, I imagine they're ten times better at 165 kpbs. Enjoy, cable-folks, you awful, horrible bandwidth suckers, you.

Sorry, about that - please overlook my bitterness and envy.